bonesfeelcold: dinosaurs64: kardashitans: do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed i wish i could unread this
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via jececilia)
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
If the FIRST thing you do when you see a post from...
setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: You’re probably someone who needs to go bobbing for apples in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle On a flimsy raft That’s on fire omg
cyberthug13: dam can you imagine a porno with good acting like oscar worthy makin you cry and shit while you jackin off
chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
snapchatting: you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
earljrsmith: river-does-the-internet: visambros: earljrsmith: as a white person i apologize As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize. You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t feel as though you aren’t allowed to have problems. Just because society leans toward favouring white...
me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
abigabby: “If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” ― Malcolm X
wandatinasky: make sure to hurt someone you love today even if only in a small way
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
cosmo tip #655
expertcosmotips: need a quick and easy breakup plan? pretend you don’t know who he is
fartgallery: people who study poop are called scatologists but i think they should be called turd nerds
sammyscurseddick: hi you wanna be friends i’ll bring out your weird
hitlervevo: hitlervevo: today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
castielliarmus: …those actors touched me with the same hands they masturbate with good
im-sooo-changable: ioweyouaphoneboxandaassbutt: Telling someone about my fandom. And in that moment, I swear we were Lucifer
sammyscurseddick: Sam’s face though when Lucifer tells him he’ll bring him back if he kills himself. It’s just all the sadness and pain and everything that’s been building up inside of him. Especially now, now that he’s said how he’s impure and no good. And you can just see that he can remember how he couldn’t even escape the devil, even when he thought he could.
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
Me: this one time in supernatural-
Friends: shut up
raybancoolness: aleetlepinch: I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4. This is literally my favourite joke ever.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: tonight, drinks are on the house!!! there are drinks on top of the house. now they’re on the roof about to jump somebody stop them
partybarackisinthehousetonight: why does everyone hate country music?? i love it. my favorites would have to be the american national anthem, the canadian national anthem, and the french national anthem